I Never Thought It Was Possible, but After 12 Years of Pain… I Finally Learned How to Stop My Gout Attacks and Prevent Them From Coming Back

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Dear Friend,

My name is Bert Middleton, and that’s a picture of me and my wife Sharon above.

I know you’re here because you’re struggling with gout… and I know how desperate you probably feel. Because there is no pain like gout pain.

I’ve been where you are, way too many times.

Over a decade ago, I was losing my own personal battle against gout. The excruciating pain of regular gout attacks was making it impossible for me to enjoy even the simplest daily pleasures.

Prescriptions were of limited help… and I experienced horrible side effects.

I spent hundreds of hours and thousands of dollars reading every gout book I could find, trying expensive natural treatments and we even consulted with a PhD board-certified specialist.

Not only did it not help, my gout got worse.

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Unfortunately for me, before I found the solution to end my gout attacks, I developed gouty tophi.

I had tophi removed from four fingers on my right hand, two on my left hand, and one of my toes on my right foot. It was one of the most painful things I’ve ever experienced.

Even though I had to experience that pain, I’m still grateful I learned how to stop my gout before it got worse.

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I never thought it was possible, but after 12 years of struggling I finally learned how to stop my gout attacks and prevent them from coming back.

I knew that I learned something important… something that millions of other people suffering from gout need to know about. It was at that moment I knew I had a responsibility.

From there, I started recording all that I had learned and proven the hard way and Kill Your Gout Now! was born.

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In this book, I show you the exact formula to immediately reverse a gout attack within 2-4 hours, and then how to make sure you never get another gout attack…

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Fast forward to today, I’ve been living gout free for over a decade now.

I’m sure that’s hard for you to imagine, if you’re currently battling another gout attack… but I want to give you some hope.

I had one of the worst cases of gout I’ve seen, even among my clients.

And yet here I am today, mountain biking … skiing … enjoying vacations with my wife … taking my nieces and nephews on little adventures …

Most days I don’t give gout a second thought. I feel truly blessed, I’ve taken back my life.

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If you’re overwhelmed by pain… then let’s take the first step together.

Let’s get your current gout attack under control using “The Kill Your Gout Now!” formula that I and 1000s of others just like you have successfully used to do the same thing.

I want you to experience immediate relief from your gout pain in the next 2-4 hours and in an effort to help you, and as many people as I can…

I’ve put together a special offer for the next 100 people that purchase Kill Your Gout Now! Until the offer is 100% claimed, you can…

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Just $27 today gets you INSTANT ACCESS to download your copy and start reading in the next 5 minutes.

When you’re ready… click the add to cart button below to claim your special offer and let’s get your current gout attack under control.

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  • Feel Relief In Just 2-4 Hours, Guaranteed.

  • Over 65 pages of SUCCESS STORIES praising this formula.
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If you love it, as I expect you will, I hope you’ll share YOUR success story with me, as it’s stories like the ones below that really keep me motivated to do this working late nights and weekends, after my regular 9-5 job.

Of course, if you’re NOT 100% thrilled, you can always contact me within 30 days for a full refund

Although I have to tell you: less than 1% of people ever request a refund, because the simple truth is this program works.

It gets results fast, and I know most folks appreciate my “just the facts” approach.

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Stop your current gout attack COLD, in its tracks. I don’t care if this attack has been ongoing for weeks or longer… I don’t care how bad the pain is…

You have my solemn promise:

If you can commit to making a trip to the local grocery store TODAY (or get someone to go for you) … follow the dosing instructions I’m going to give you … for the next 6 hours … 

And SWEAR to give me a FAIR & FIGHTING CHANCE to help you by doing exactly as I say…

Then I promise you’re going to feel DRAMATIC RELIEF within 2-4 hours of starting the dosing … 6-8 hours into the program you’ll be amazed … and 24 hours from now …

Well, I expect I’ll have your full attention!

And then, you and I can get focused on STEP #2, introducing you to the lifestyle changes you’ll need to make to stop living at the mercy of these random gout attacks…

… And start living PAIN FREE and GOUT FREE for decades to come.

Just like me, and like 1000s of my clients.

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Here are just a small handful of the success stories I’ve received in emails, Facebook messages, text messages, and more over the last decade since I made it my mission to share my drug-free methods for controlling my gout with the world.

You can read over 65 pages worth of testimonials and success stories, here, too.

And this is only a fraction of what I’ve received…


No Gout In A Long Time Thanks To You!

orange-quote-marksThank you, Bert, I’ve come a long way. You helped a lot. I was a little goofy there for a while and had a number of physical problems. But gout hasn’t been one of them.

Frankly your tips can benefit anyone. They are wise and sensible solutions to an overall better life. Thank you, Pete


I Haven’t Had Gout In Over A Year Now!

green-quote-marksJust checking in with you. I wanted to tell you that I haven’t had any gout problems in over a year now. I sing the praises of your recommendations to people all the time. I will keep you posted!  – Eric


My Boyfriend Tried It… And It Worked!

orange-quote-marksOh, my goodness! My boyfriend tried your remedy and, it worked! Thank you soooo soooo much! I was very worried! Thank you, again! – Elaine

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Thank God, No Gout Attacks In A Long Time!

orange-quote-marksThank God I haven’t had a gout attack for a very long time, since we were first in touch. Keep up the good work. – Colm


I’m Living Gout-Free And Off The Drugs!

green-quote-marksI’ve been gout-free for quite a while now. I’m off the Hep C drug and feeling better… thanks to you. Keep up the good work Bert. – Jeff


I’m Finally In Control

orange-quote-marksI read EVERYTHING you send. I’ve changed the mindset with all the info. Diet has changed. Attitude has changed. You’re helping me attack this instead of letting it attack me! Thanks! – Rob


In 2 Days, My Gout Is 95% Gone!

green-quote-marksMy last attack was Christmas, when I had gout for 3 months on and off. I was into the second week when I found your website. After a day’s work I was coming home and my foot would swell up to the point that I couldn’t walk.

I have used your remedy for 2 days and my gout is 95% gone. I am now a happy bunny. Can’t thank you enough for the information. – Mantis Fists

Minus the times that it takes for you to collect the supplies.

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We waste no time, in the first 8 pages of this book, I’m going to give you the TWO RECIPES for my 100% natural gout attack remedy that I promise will kill your gout within the next 6 hours. 

Plus, I’ll give you the exact dosing schedule, to make sure you know exactly how to take it. 

With NO GUESSWORK!

I know from experience, when you’re in pain, you need things spoon fed to you, and you need things to be kept simple and easy to understand.

So I make sure there’s no BS … no reading 150 pages, digging for some hidden cure … I lay it all in the first 8 pages in plain, simple, easy-to-understand English.

You can even print page #8 and tape it to your fridge, so again, there’s no guesswork involved at all.

While you’re following the dosing schedule, I give you further instructions for speeding the pain relief and healing.

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IMPORTANT!

If possible, I recommend that you clear your schedule for the next 24 hours …  If you can’t that’s okay, this will still work, but if you can afford the time away, please prepare to rest and follow the instructions I’ll lay out for you in the first 8 pages of this book.

It’s how I’ve helped 1000s of people just like you get terrible gout attacks under control in no time flat, and I want give YOU the best possible chance of experiencing these results.

(Because the first step to controlling it will be understanding the ROOT CAUSE!)

So it’s 4-6 hours from now …

You’re resting and following the dosing instructions I provide in the first 8 pages of “Kill Your Gout Now.” 

What’s next? While you’re resting, I suggest you invest some time reviewing the rest of this EASY-TO-READ book … 54 pages total.

In it, I’m going to use plain language (ENGLISH, ha ha) to explain what’s causing your gout. Because obviously the first step to controlling your gout and preventing future attacks will be understanding what’s causing it, at least at the 50,000 ft view.

There’s a lot of misinformation and myths floating around about gout. 

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  • Uric acid causes gout (MYTH #1, only partially true!)
  • You need to control your uric acid to control your gout (MYTH #2, you can go wrong focused on this!) 
  • You need to become a vegetarian (MYTH #3, nope! Tried that, big mistake, gout attacks every month.)
  • Bad genetics cause gout, it’s out of your hands. (MYTH #4, only true for 8% of gout sufferers!)
  • You MUST take pharmaceuticals to control gout (MYTH #5, wrong again.)

There’s waaay more to the story … So we’ll debunk these myths together.

And I’ll make sure you understand WHY you’re having gout attacks.

Because I also find understanding the “why” helps keep me motivated to keep taking the daily steps necessary to make sure the gout doesn’t sneak up on me again …

Like I mentioned before, I’ve been GOUT FREE for over a decade now.

So I know this works …

And I want to set you on the same path.

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(Imagine, Feeling In Control Of Your Gout… Instead Of Always Afraid, Embarrassed, and In Pain.)

Topics we’ll cover in the remaining chapters of “Kill Your Gout Now” include:

  • Why it’s not enough to stop eating red meat and drinking beer.
  • What REALLY causes gout: it’s NOT what you think!
  • Why controlling your uric acid is only a SMALL PIECE of the goutkilling puzzle – let’s be sure you’re well informed.
  • How to manage your overall body chemistry – so it’s a GOUT HOSTILE environment and literally kicks the gout OUT the door.
  • How I killed my gout for good by focusing on CELLULAR HEALTH. • How the pH balance of your body affects gout: ways to manage it.
  • The miracle drink that makes your body “gout hostile”
  • You won’t believe I recommend THIS to kill your gout. (page 24)
  • The toxic waste that’s building up in your body, at the cellular level, that you MUST flush out if you’re going to control your gout.
  • The 14 most common mistakes that make your body “gout friendly” (page 26)
  • The 4 pathways your body uses to ELIMINATE GOUT: how to make sure all the doors are open, so gout is more easily pushed out of your body!
  • The one specific organ in your body that’s GROUND ZERO for fighting back against gout! (And, how to support this gout-fighting organ so it’s able to keep the gout at bay.)
  • Got a REALLY TOUGH case of gout? I’ll show you how to bring the heavy artillery, so that gout doesn’t stand a CHANCE!
  • 6 factors that determine how long it will take for you to KILL YOUR GOUT FOR GOOD and live the gout-free lifestyle.
  • How much you need to eat, sleep, and drink to kill your gout.
  • The best herbal teas to drink to help “flush” gout.
  • 3 miracle foods that help fight gout.
  • The #1 juice I recommend you drink when fighting off a gout attack. (It must be ORGANIC though, and you must keep it COLD!) (page 41)
  • Topical gout remedies that REALLY WORK! Don’t waste money on scam remedies, these 2 topical remedies are DIRT CHEAP but highly effective.
  • 3 homeopathic remedies that amplify the effects of other gout remedies you may choose to use from this book.
  • Get FAST RELIEF from pain, redness, heat, and swelling! All my best tips.
  • One the most important vitamins to take during a gout attack (and WHY!)
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My promise to you is simple:

I want you to experience IMMEDIATE RELIEF from your gout pain in the next 2-4 hours with my proven “Gout Killing Formula” that you’ll find clearly explained in the first 8 pages of my best-selling book, “Kill Your Gout Now.”

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Of course, if you’re NOT 100% thrilled, you can always contact me within 30 days for a full refund. 

Although I have to tell you: less than 1% of people ever request a refund, because the simple truth is this program works.

It gets results fast, and I know most folks appreciate my “just the facts” approach.

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So now it’s time to decide… Will you let me help you?

Like I’ve helped 1000s of other gout sufferers? If you’re at the end of your rope, as I once was, I hope you’ll take this chance, invest in a copy of “Kill Your Gout Now,” and let me show how much better you can feel…

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So you can stop living with the pain, fear, and embarrassment of gout.

(Stop missing work… stop hiding at home… stop skipping parties with family and friends… stop giving up favorite hobbies… )

And finally start LIVING AGAIN!

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