Let’s Put It This Way:

Gout feels like a little WOLVERINE trying to claw its way out of your joint! With its fangs and claws!

If you’re asking what does gout feel like (not just, what is gout?) …chances are you’re trying to figure out whether or not you have gout.  See if these words ring true:

  • Hot to the Touch, and it feels like its on FIRE
  • Swollen so bad that the skin is stretched thin
  • Stiff and sore like you sprained your ankle (or other joint)
  • You’re just holding your breath trying not to MOVE at all
  • Everyone and everything is pissing you off . . . you’ve reached the end of your rope.

THAT…is what gout feels like!

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Hey Bert, how are you my man! a.k.a The Gout Killer! Sorry I’ve been real busy with family stuff but I haven’t forgotten anything I’ve learned from your book. It’s all in good practice and I’m exercising, drinking alkaline water, breathing, and everything else. I’m doing good; I”m gout free for life my man! lol! But like I said, I don’t get gout all the time but I love your techniques and knowledge. You’re the man! I’ll be in touch, peace out brother! ~ Nifae

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“What Does Gout Feel Like?” OR…

“How Do I Make The Pain Go Away?”

What does gout feel like? is a question that gets asked a lot…even more than how do I get rid of the pain?

My obsession is helping people not only get over their gout, but also lay to rest the concept that “we take a pill and magically gout just goes away”. Our country and our world is in crisis from the indoctrination, programing, and conditioning that has been fostered by the pharmaceutical industry and the current regime of food growers.

We really need to get back to the basics and realize “you are what you eat” (and drink) and managing health with synthetic chemicals is going to be the death of us all. All the drugs and weird-ass chemicals we live with in our food, water, and air is beyond insane.

I wrote an Ezine Article about a different point of view on gout, I called it “What Does Gout Look Like? – The Four Perspectives”. Sometimes the way we were taught to “look” at gout (and a lot of other things) is not the only way or the best way.

   Remember!  Don’t forget what gout feels like so you don’t give it to yourself again!

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Bert Middleton

“I know your pain. Let me help you kill your gout for good!  And teach you to advocate for yourself and take ownership of your gout recovery, by showing you how to live the gout-free lifestyle.” Two decades ago, Bert Middleton found himself diagnosed with gout. Like 8.3 million other people in the United States (approximately 4% of the population), he struggled helplessly with the physical, emotional, social, and financial impact that gout left unchecked can have on your life. Prescription drugs were of limited help… And the terrible pain of regular gout attacks left him unable to enjoy even the simplest daily pleasures. His marriage was suffering. His finances were spiraling due to the impact gout had on his ability to work. And maintaining a social life was often nearly impossible. Tophi surgeries left him in terrible pain.  And he found himself depressed … and angry … that gout was stealing years of his life.

Until one day, after hundreds of hours of research and self-experimentation, Bert finally had a breakthrough and created a blueprint for a way of living that would prove to be “the answer” to living gout-free for nearly a decade now. Today, Bert and his “Gout Wife” Sharon devote their evenings and weekends to educating other gout sufferers on how to live the gout-free lifestyle. Showing others his 911 Emergency Response Gout Recovery Plan for getting PAINFUL gout attacks under control in as little as 4 hours. And then, how to make daily choices that keep gout under control for GOOD! So you can finally start LIVING again!