Gout For Christmas!
- Posted by Bert Middleton
- On December 23, 2017
- 2 Comments
What did you get for Christmas?! …GOUT?!
Lucky you! Just what you always wanted…hobbling around, wincing in pain, pretending to smile, all the while thinking about finding a meat cleaver to chop your foot off with.
Christmas or not, there is never a good time for getting gout.
As The Gout Killer, that last thing I want is for you to get gout for Christmas. Gout is a very strange and mysterious condition and if you are like me and a million other people, the question, “What IS Gout?” has inevitably come up. Unfortunately, most of the explanations you are going to find for it, are the ones the pharmaceutical industry wants you to hear about.
I’ve got a new perspective for you…
Best Christmas present ever!
I have a bit of a different way of looking at gout that I would like to share with you. (if you’re having a gout attack right now, this one might be a little hard to get wrapped around)
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Thank you Bert for the information. I placed my order last night for this product. My gout has been in check by using your program and I read on you e-mail. Breathing, water, relaxing, and eating right has been great for me.
Thank you very much.
Have a Merry Christmas and a great New Year.
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I want you to be happy that you woke up on Christmas morning with a gout attack! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE! Getting gout for Christmas just might be the best thing that has ever happened to you, the best present you’ve EVER gotten!
You Know Why?!
Because it is probably saving you from having a heart attack! Or diabetes! Or a stroke! Or Cancer! Gout is just a painful omen of worse things to come – you should be happy it’s only gout!
What will you do with your new present?
KILL IT! haha! In a very thoughtful and loving way, of course. And…learn from it.
It’s very interesting that so many of the our modern day degenerative diseases all have similar roots due to misguided diet and lifestyle habits. Since you find yourself dealing with gout, what patterns of the way you go about living your life, are responsible for these results? That is a very good question we all should ask ourselves each and every day.
Often, the question comes up, “what should I eat for gout?” – the best answer is, “eat to improve your digestion and kidney function”. Trying to isolate and deal with gout apart from the rest of the biochemical dysfunction going on in your body, is the mistake most people make when it comes to gaining greater understanding of gout. It can almost be said that gout is a symptom of greater imbalance on a deeper level.
Unfortunately, trying to achieve nutritional balance with diet alone is a full time job. There is a definitely a place for supplements in our toxic world.
In our never ending quest for convenience, we are slowly killing ourselves…and the earth along with us. Long ago, it was reported that our soils were vitally depleted of the critical nutrients that helped them grow strong and healthy…which are the same nutrients we need to get from eating them.
Gratitude – be grateful for your presents
In some weird, left-handed way, gout is making your a better person – more aware of yourself and the world around you. Gout also makes you much more humble, compassionate, and tolerate. So next time you have a gout attack, thank your gout for all the valuable lessons it is bestowing upon you…THEN KILL IT! haha!
☆ Remember: To avoid symptoms of gout for Christmas, you need to pay attention; to what you are thinking, breathing, eating, and drinking.
SHARE THE LOVE!
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Bert Middleton, The Original Gout Killer
“I know your pain. Let me help you kill your gout for good! And teach you to advocate for yourself and take ownership of your gout recovery, by showing you how to live the gout-free lifestyle.”
Two decades ago, Bert Middleton found himself diagnosed with gout. Like 8.3 million other people in the United States (approximately 4% of the population), he struggled helplessly with the physical, emotional, social, and financial impact that gout left unchecked can have on your life.
Prescription drugs were of limited help…
And the terrible pain of regular gout attacks left him unable to enjoy even the simplest daily pleasures. His marriage was suffering. His finances were spiraling due to the impact gout had on his ability to work. And maintaining a social life was often nearly impossible.
Tophi surgeries left him in terrible pain. And he found himself depressed … and angry … that gout was stealing years of his life.
Until one day, after hundreds of hours of research and self-experimentation, Bert finally had a breakthrough and created a blueprint for a way of living that would prove to be “the answer” to living gout-free for nearly a decade now.
Today, Bert and his “Gout Wife” Sharon devote their evenings and weekends to educating other gout sufferers on how to live the gout-free lifestyle via their website TheGoutKiller.com
Showing others his 911 Emergency Response Gout Recovery Plan for getting PAINFUL gout attacks under control in as little as 4 hours.
And then, how to make daily choices that keep gout under control for GOOD!
So you can finally start LIVING again!