I never knew there was such a thing.

Since you want to know what gout is and now that you’ve got the idea, run with it! YES! Gout eMedicine! Go to KillYourGoutNOW.com and get your electronic gout medicine!

Check this out – it’s from an article called, “Diagnosis and Treatment of Gout Reviewed” by Laurie Barclay, MD from Medscape Today . . . who now own eMedicine.com and goes by eMedicine.medscape.com:

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“Gout is a type of inflammatory arthritis induced by the deposition of monosodium urate crystals in synovial fluid and other tissues,” writes Tuhina Neogi, MD, PhD, from the Section of Clinical Epidemiology Research and Training Unit, Boston University School of Medicine; and the Department of Epidemiology, Boston University School of Public Health, in Massachusetts. “It is associated with hyperuricemia, which is defined as a serum urate level of 6.8 mg per deciliter (404 μmol per liter) or more, the limit of urate solubility at physiologic temperature and pH. Humans lack uricase and thus cannot convert urate to soluble allantoin as the end product of purine metabolism. Hyperuricemia that is caused by the overproduction of urate or, more commonly, by renal urate underexcretion is necessary but not sufficient to cause gout.”

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I swear if I read one more article like this I’m going to puke!

So That’s What You Call It?

Sounds like a bunch of crap to me. If you’ve looked around the internet about gout as much as I have, you’ve heard all this same hooey a million times. Here’s some pertinent gout emedicine for you – Alkalize. Real gout treatments for real gout pain relief.

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Hi Bert

To my pleasant realization, your program is useful, meaningful, thoughtful and comprehensive. At his date I am 80% effective with an achievable 100% in my glorious mind.

Since beginning the program I have purchased and read The Water Cure (we are observing this carefully) and I have Alkalize or Die on order. I have also purchased a month’s worth of chocolate (for trial purposes). We have also become habituates of the natural foods grocers in Steamboat so more of our produce and other grocery products are coming from that location.

Stress is a precipitator in my case and so I am taking steps to alleviate this through adjustments to TV habits, meditation, and elimination of some pain-in-the-ass guests. Exercise has been a problem with feet that work, but not well. As they improve so will these regimens.

In addition to my daily intake of vitamins I am using Devil’s Claw and Montmorency Cherry Flex concentrated cherry pills. I would welcome your thoughts, if any, on these.

Finally, it is my goal to move back off of the Gout Edge and down from an 8-9 rating to 1-2. I believe this will require more time and attention to my 7 step program.

While you are in Salida and we are in North Park, you will appreciate that activities are more available in summer than in winter. But when there is deep snow around, high wind and bitter wind chill I expect to be indoors by the fire after shoveling the walkways and bringing in the firewood. I do have free weights to enable some serious aerobic exercise but would welcome additional exercise thoughts.

You have my heartfelt thanks for producing both the ideas and the positive momentum for a better, more normal, life.  ~ Sam

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Where Did Gout eMedicine Come From?

If you Google “gout emedicine” you’ll find that a couple of blokes started emedicine.com in 1996 and Medscape bought it in 2006. But if you read between the lines it’s all a bunch of intellectual masturbation that amounts to nothing more than marketing hype for Big Pharma to sell more pills.  Gout drugs and gout medications are big business these days.

Some Gout eMedicine You Can Use

Here is some gout emedicine, Gout Killer style; Air, Water, Food. Just like that.

  • Learn how to breathe deeply and completely. Carbon dioxide ya know, it’s acidic – get rid of it.
  • Drink butt-loads of water – no bottled water, tap water is better, filtered water is even better, alkaline ionized water is best. Flush out those kidneys and keep that uric acid in solution.
  • Eat “live” food; fresh, organically-grown fruits & vegetables, easy on the meats, whole grains, raw dairy, find those live enzymes and probiotics. Find yourself an alkaline/acid diet and get on it.

Beyond that, don’t stress, stay away from chemicals on your skin and in the air, learn to not be a victim…of the government, religion, or your genes.

  How’s that for some comprehensive gout emedicine?


Bert Middleton

“I know your pain. Let me help you kill your gout for good!  And teach you to advocate for yourself and take ownership of your gout recovery, by showing you how to live the gout-free lifestyle.” Two decades ago, Bert Middleton found himself diagnosed with gout. Like 8.3 million other people in the United States (approximately 4% of the population), he struggled helplessly with the physical, emotional, social, and financial impact that gout left unchecked can have on your life. Prescription drugs were of limited help… And the terrible pain of regular gout attacks left him unable to enjoy even the simplest daily pleasures. His marriage was suffering. His finances were spiraling due to the impact gout had on his ability to work. And maintaining a social life was often nearly impossible. Tophi surgeries left him in terrible pain.  And he found himself depressed … and angry … that gout was stealing years of his life.

Until one day, after hundreds of hours of research and self-experimentation, Bert finally had a breakthrough and created a blueprint for a way of living that would prove to be “the answer” to living gout-free for nearly a decade now. Today, Bert and his “Gout Wife” Sharon devote their evenings and weekends to educating other gout sufferers on how to live the gout-free lifestyle. Showing others his 911 Emergency Response Gout Recovery Plan for getting PAINFUL gout attacks under control in as little as 4 hours. And then, how to make daily choices that keep gout under control for GOOD! So you can finally start LIVING again!