What is gout keeping YOU from today?

Is Gout Ruining Your Life?

Here is what I’ve been saying for years:  Gout Is Optional.

We all have a choice about how we want our life to go and the quality of our life experience is our responsibility, with or without gout.  It takes commitment and discipline to live gout free.  It all comes down to one thing:  D E C I S I O N   You have to DECIDE that you are going to live gout free and do the work.  Are you ready for that?

What Gout Is NOT Keeping Me From…

Check this out…  I’m heading up to Wolf Creek Pass today.  This is just about as beautiful a day as there could possibly be here in southern Colorado.  And it got me to thinking about something:

It got me thinking about how much gout has kept me from in the past.  In the past, you know, I used to always be afraid that I might wake up on a 22-inch-powder day and be unable to put my ski boots on.   Or not be able to go downhill mountain biking…


You are a lifesaver!! I have been struggling with this gout attack in several areas of my left foot since before Easter. I followed your guidelines and got some relief within a couple of hours. After four doses of baking soda water and lemon water I am about 95% clear.Your program is going to make a huge difference in my life.

Thank You, Thank You!

Sincerely, Robert

I’m sure there are LOTS of things that gout is keeping YOU from, too.   Maybe they don’t have anything to do with skiing or biking.

Maybe you’re not able to hang out with your kids.  Or go hang out with your friends and play cards.  Or go to your grandson’s soccer game.

Whatever it is, I just wanted you to know, I know you’re in PAIN.   I know how things have been feeling for you. And I know I can help you.

Start with Kill Your Gout Pain NOW!  … It’s my “911 Emergency Response” program that shows you how to start getting your gout under control in the next 4-6 hours, and no, I’m not kidding, it works that fast.

Then, when you’re ready, I invite you to check out Kill Your Gout FOR GOOD.  It’s the lifestyle program that teaches you how to live gout-free and stop living in fear of that next gout attack.

☆  I hope this helps.


Bert Middleton

“I know your pain. Let me help you kill your gout for good!  And teach you to advocate for yourself and take ownership of your gout recovery, by showing you how to live the gout-free lifestyle.” Two decades ago, Bert Middleton found himself diagnosed with gout. Like 8.3 million other people in the United States (approximately 4% of the population), he struggled helplessly with the physical, emotional, social, and financial impact that gout left unchecked can have on your life. Prescription drugs were of limited help… And the terrible pain of regular gout attacks left him unable to enjoy even the simplest daily pleasures. His marriage was suffering. His finances were spiraling due to the impact gout had on his ability to work. And maintaining a social life was often nearly impossible. Tophi surgeries left him in terrible pain.  And he found himself depressed … and angry … that gout was stealing years of his life.

Until one day, after hundreds of hours of research and self-experimentation, Bert finally had a breakthrough and created a blueprint for a way of living that would prove to be “the answer” to living gout-free for nearly a decade now. Today, Bert and his “Gout Wife” Sharon devote their evenings and weekends to educating other gout sufferers on how to live the gout-free lifestyle. Showing others his 911 Emergency Response Gout Recovery Plan for getting PAINFUL gout attacks under control in as little as 4 hours. And then, how to make daily choices that keep gout under control for GOOD! So you can finally start LIVING again!